Chelsee

I work in a cheese shop. Yesterday, a person came in, looked at the 500+ cheese we have to offer and asked "Do you have any, uh, real cheese?" Just marinate on that, America.

*takes a slow, deep breath* Alright. So. Have you ever stood at your apartment window, looking down at the street below and suddenly been overwhelmed with this gnawing panic that you aren't where you want to be? I was raised being told that the type of art I produce would never be marketable. And like the normal soupy-minded teenager, I absorbed this fact. Money wasn't the point. I did what I wanted. That and all the other chip-on-the-shoulder, set-fire-to-the-world pontifical mishmash that seems to fill us up in highschool. And then life went on. I grew a little. Learned a little more. Moved out, saw a little of the world, danced under the

Wow, if you've had an interesting life this can be a hell of a fun way to look back at random fond memories ^_^. (I'm especially weirded out by the fact that I had to mark 'killed a snake' and 'kicked a fish'... even getting my tongue stuck to a pole... And you know? There's nothing I've regretted so far...) Level 1 (x) Smoked A Cigarette (x) Smoked A Cigar (x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex SO FAR: 3 Level 2 (x) Are / Been In Love () Dumped someone (x) Been Fired (x) Been In A Fist Fight SO FAR: 6 Level 3 (x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (x) Skipped Class ( ) Slept With A Co-worker (x) Seen Someone / Something Die SO FAR: